HEYGOW ASMR

Not understanding

10 phrases
HD
wǒ wánquán tīng bu dǒng.
我完全听不懂。
ENI don't understand a word
HD
qǐng shuō Yīngyǔ.
请说英语。
ENEnglish, please
HD
wǒ Zhōngwén bù hǎo.
我中文不好。
ENmy Chinese isn't good
HD
qǐng xiě xiàlái gěi wǒ.
请写下来给我。
ENplease write it down for me
HD
zhège zěnme shuō?
这个怎么说?
ENhow do you say this?
HD
yòng shǒujī fānyì ba.
用手机翻译吧。
ENlet's use a phone to translate
HD
néng mànmàn shuō ma?
能慢慢说吗?
ENcould you speak slowly?
HD
yǒu rén huì Rìyǔ ma?
有人会日语吗?
ENdoes anyone speak Japanese?
HD
wǒ míngbai yìdiǎn.
我明白一点。
ENI understand a little
HD
qǐng zài shuō yí biàn hǎo ma?
请再说一遍好吗?
ENonce more, please?

请写下来给我 - "please write it down for me" - is the single most effective sentence here, because Chinese characters are easier to look up than sounds are and because it converts a spoken problem into a solvable one. 用手机翻译吧 suggests using a phone, which nobody will find odd.