HEYGOW ASMR

Dating talk

10 phrases
HD
kē dào le.
磕到了。
ENI ship them
HD
dānshēngǒu.
单身狗。
ENsad single person
HD
guānxuān le.
官宣了。
ENthey've gone public
HD
liàn'ài nǎo.
恋爱脑。
ENsomeone who thinks only about love
HD
wǒ xiān tuōdān.
我先脱单。
ENI'll be the first out of the single club
HD
sǎ gǒuliáng.
撒狗粮。
ENflaunting the relationship
HD
bèi lǜ le.
被绿了。
ENcheated on
HD
bèitāi.
备胎。
ENthe spare tyre, the backup
HD
shuāngxiàng bēnfù.
双向奔赴。
ENrunning towards each other
HD
jiědìliàn.
姐弟恋。
ENolder woman, younger man

磕到了 - I've been hit - is fandom slang for shipping a couple, and 磕 originally means to knock. 撒狗粮 - scattering dog food - is what couples do to single people, who are the 单身狗, the single dogs. The whole metaphor hangs together.