HEYGOW ASMR

Laying it on thick

10 phrases
HD
wǒ chàdiǎn méi xiào sǐ.
我差点没笑死。
ENI nearly died laughing
HD
xià de wǒ hún dōu méi le.
吓得我魂都没了。
ENit scared the life out of me
HD
shuō le yìbǎi biàn le.
说了一百遍了。
ENI've said it a hundred times
HD
páiduì pái dào tiānhēi.
排队排到天黑。
ENqueued until it got dark
HD
wǒ děng dào huār dōu xiè le.
我等到花儿都谢了。
ENI waited till the flowers wilted
HD
wǒ yìdiǎn dōu méi kuāzhāng.
我一点都没夸张。
ENI'm not exaggerating in the slightest
HD
kuài è chéng zhǐpiàn le.
快饿成纸片了。
ENI'm so hungry I'm turning into paper
HD
lèi chéng yì tān ní.
累成一摊泥。
ENworn down to a puddle
HD
rè de néng jiān jīdàn.
热得能煎鸡蛋。
ENhot enough to fry an egg
HD
wǒ xìn le nǐ de xié.
我信了你的邪。
ENI can't believe I fell for that

我等到花儿都谢了 - I waited until the flowers all wilted - is the loveliest exaggeration here and comes from a song lyric. 我信了你的邪 - I believed your nonsense - is a northern expression that means you fell for it, said with rueful admiration.