HEYGOW ASMR

Laughing at yourself

10 phrases
HD
wǒ zhè rén méi jiù le.
我这人没救了。
ENI'm a lost cause
HD
wǒ jiùshì ge gōngjùrén.
我就是个工具人。
ENI'm just the useful one
HD
zhìshāng bú zàixiàn.
智商不在线。
ENmy brain isn't connected today
HD
wǒ yòu cài yòu ài wán.
我又菜又爱玩。
ENI'm bad at it and I still keep playing
HD
quán kào yùnqi huó zhe.
全靠运气活着。
ENI survive purely on luck
HD
wǒ liǎnmáng, bié guài wǒ.
我脸盲,别怪我。
ENI'm face-blind, don't hold it against me
HD
wǒ zhè nǎozi bú gòu yòng.
我这脑子不够用。
ENmy brain isn't up to it
HD
bié wèn, wèn jiùshì qióng.
别问,问就是穷。
ENdon't ask - the answer is I'm broke
HD
wǒ xiān zìcháo yíxià.
我先自嘲一下。
ENlet me get my self-deprecation in first
HD
shuō duō le dōu shì wǒ de cuò.
说多了都是我的错。
ENat this rate it's all my fault

工具人 - "tool person" - is recent slang for someone used for what they can do rather than who they are, and calling yourself one is a joke with a real complaint inside. 别问,问就是穷 - don't ask, if you ask it's poverty - is a whole internet format compressed.